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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:48:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryan: Donate a shoe! Donate a shoe today! Donate a shoe for all the poor people out there! GIVE ME YOUR SHOE!!
~Ryan in town, after I'd nabbed his shoe.

Sophie: Bradie is sexy.
Me: *Fumes, spazzes, rawrs* I HATE YOU!
Sophie: Ehehe.
~Sophie saying she might fancy Bradie. He's mine and BJ's, DX.

Ryan: *Starts to pull hoodie off, accidentally pulling top off aswell, notcies and quickly pulls both back on*
Random girl who we think is called Tony: *Sarcasticly* Oh, he's well fit him, inne?
Scott: *Stroking Ryan's chest* Oh yeah, have you SEEN this body?
~In town, just after the shoe incident. Ryan was taking off his hoodie to let me wear it. =3

EDIT:

Mum: *Walks in the door, looks at the TV and sees David Tennant's not dead yet* Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on! Drop dead already!
~The latest Doctor Who.

Me: *Sees everyone has turned into the Master* Oh... my... God! IT'S THE AGE OF THE BUTT-UGLIES!
~Watching part 1 of the latest Doctor Who.

Everyone: LOOK, HE'S REGE- Oh, his hand was only glowing.
~Again, watching the latest Doctor Who.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:01:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: Can you hear me Josi?
Josi: No.

Josi: *Grabs my iPod* Look! It Shorrr Stak!

Josi: *Points to Maurice The Pirate, Short Stack's logo thing* It's an octopus.

~ My 2 year old sister found my iPod, and decided to have a listen.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:38:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: Do you like waffles?~
Rouge: Yeah we like waffles!
Me: Do you like pancakes?~
Rouge: Yeah we like pancakes!
Me: Do you like french toast?~
Rouge: Yeah we like french toast!
Me&Rouge: Do,do-do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthfull! XD
Waffles!
Wafles!

Demacra: -_- They're a bunch of idiots.

~ From my head (Yeah its like the're living in my head, I'm not crazy! D: )

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((My fav quotes from Special Agent Bob and Secret Agent Steve! from the official Splinter Cell's CO-Op Theatre!))

Bob *Who renames himself Thor-Axe the Impaler*: You have spirit, little one. I will call you Steve the Vagina.

Steve: Listen, Thoraxe, just lower the rope.

Bob: Fare thee well, you angry little gnome!

Steve: ...I hope Grabnar smites you...

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Bob: Thoraxe the Impaler bows before no man! Feel my power! *Throws Flash gernades*

Steve: Did you just throw a- AHH GOD! D:

Bob: Submit to my will and you will be saved!

Steve: What is wrong with you?! >:'

Bob: *Throws the gernade again*

Steve: Ahh! Are you insane?!

Bob: Submit to my will!

Steve: Jesus! Okay, okay! I Submit to your will!

Bob: And who's will is that?

Steve: Thorax the Impaler... >.>

Bob: Good and who is submiting?...

Steve: Please don't... -_-

Bob: Would you like another bolt from a god, Mortal? What is your name?

Steve: Steve.

Bob: Steve what?

Steve: Steve the vagina -.-

Bob: You may asend.

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Steve: I swear to god if I didn't need to get out of here, I'd kill you. >:

Bob: Aw come on, it was a joke.

Steve: You threw f****ing gernades at me!

Bob: They were FLASH GERNADES I wouldn't throw real gernades at you. Aw come on that would be just stupid.

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*After killing the guards by Thor-Axe the Impaler (Aka Bob)*

Steve: If it worked once, it could work again. So lets just run out there and kill them. NAVY SEALS! *Attempts to kill them and gets killed*

Bob: *Sighs and go after him and revives him* And that is why they call you Steve The Vagina.

Steve: What The Hell?? You're supposed to back me up.

Bob: Thor-Axe The Impaler knows not to fight when he cannot win.

*Both of them gets shot and dies*

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Bob: Wee yay! Yeah! It's like be in a car wash! *Runs around the curtains while in night vision goggles*

Steve: I wish we were soapy wet!

Bob: One step ahead of you, buddy!

Steve: -_- *Walks off quickly*

Bob: Hey Steve? Where you going? *Following him* Steve? *Runs* Steve you mad?

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Man I love these dudes!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:58:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miranda: I once saw an owl, you know. It was night time, out in the street, and I started walking over to it, but then the neighbour went to put the rubbish out and scared the owl away. IK was so angry I started to climb a tree.

*Watching The Dark Knight*
Miranda: *Mocking the Joker* I just want my phone call. Is that too much to ask? BRB, Joker has booty call!

Miranda: That, that was the weirdest shopping place.
Me: *Looks up at the t.v.*
Miranda: Just, just forget it. You missed the scene! You missed it!

*After James Gordon comes back from being 'dead' and his wife slaps him*
Miranda: *Pretending to be the wife* You forgot to bring the damn curry!

~ I dunno. We had bought like, 10kgs of lollies and we were prettz hypo......
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:04:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To Boyfriend: I'm about to say something very positive, you'd better be ready for this.

Proton.

*Bows* Thank you.

Boyfriend: .. .. ..Get the !@&% out.

I'm not sure if that fits the topic really. That was just the only one I could think of.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:33:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rachael: Why are you so mean to people, LiL?
Me: I have my reasons....
Rachael: Well try to be nicer.
*15 minutes later*
Me: *Walks up to small child* Salutations, friend!
Kid: *Runs away scared s***less*
Me: See?!

~~~

Shelley: *Watches tree being demolished* NO! That's my house! I sleep there!
Me: You slept there.
Shelley: I eat there!
Me: You ate there.
Shelley: I LIVE THERE!
Me: You lived there.
Shelley: THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

~ Quite sad really, the massive tree on the quad was being cut down.... We loveded that tree! *Sob*
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:49:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mom and I have some of the weirdest conversations sometimes. And she can't leave because we're in her (totally awesome) new truck when this happens.

Mom: *Babbling on about something from work*
Me: Well did you tell him about my great uncle Waldo?
Mom:..Huh?
Me: Yes yes, this reminds me of the time my great great uncle Waldo accidentally layed a PIGEON egg by mistake!
Mom: ...Is that Owl?
Me: Because that's what Tiggers do the best!
Mom: Okay stop.
Me: Are you a gamblin man, Sandy? Let's play!
Mom: I swear I will ban all your movie privliges forever.
Me: I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!

This goes on. Every Saturday, we go through the same routine. Wake up after 5 hours of sleep, go to card place till about 1 PM, run errands, and on the way back, I'm so freaking tired I start quoting movies and vidya gaems. Recently I've been doing more Winnie The Pooh and Sonic the Hedgehog. Oop, here's one more:
First, I must explain.
There's a running joke that I have "Magic Hands", I go in every Saturday wanting a card, and wind up getting it, or something I wind up liking more.

Mom: Well you certaintly got some nice cards and trades today..
Friend: How do you DO it?!
Me(In Sonic the Werehog voice): You know me, never a dull moment.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:15:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: I WANNA FALL OUT THE WINDOW! It'd be like, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(getting quieter and quieter)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah- *makes explosion noises* oh my GOD SHE BLEW UP! ... Dude, ew, someone just stood on her eye. OH, EW, EW, EW, THE EYE STUCK TO THE SHOE!! ... OH MY GOD HER HEART JUST BLEW UP, AND...
~ I... Don't know... Maths. Supply teacher. FUN.

Katy: I, am a new generation of lazy. Most lazy people stay in bed all day. I'm too lazy to go to bed.
~Her MSN PM.

Me: I can't believe he's ready to just THROW IT ALL AWAY!! I MEAN, WHY? WHYYYYYY?
Katy: They ALWAYS do it. Like, this tile *pointing to tile she almost stepped on* I've ALWAYS walked on this tile. ALL MY LIFE. And then suddenly, one day, POOF! I wasn't allowed to step on it anymore. I was about to step on it, and it said to me 'What ARE you doing? You're not allowed to step on me anymore!' Just like that! And now... Now... I-I can't step on it anymore... And I don't know why... I DON'T KNOW WHY!
~ In town, totally drunk.

Katy: Piss with ink, piss with ink, EVERYTHING'S PISS WITH INK! That tile? PISS WITH INK! That ice cream? PISS WITH INK! This chocolate? PISS. WITH. INK!
~ In town, totally drunk.

Me: I know what we need. OH MY GOD, I KNOW WHAT WE NEED! WE NEED FUDGE! WE ARE NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT FUDGE. This is, like, the BEST brainwave, EVER. FUDGE. We need fudge. Let's find fudge!
~ In town, totally drunk. We went EVERYWHERE looking for fudge. And we found it. =3

Me: And another thing, WHAT IS WITH THE LABELS PEOPLE GIVE US? I mean, ARE WE JAMJARS? NO! Are we full of RED STICKY STUFF? No! Why do they call us these things? It's like, do our heads screw off? NO! NO THEY DON'T! WE. ARE. NOT. JAMJARS!
~ In town, totally drunk.

Katy: STAY THE HELL OUTTA MY... Post...
~ In PE, hyper.

Me: I mean, MY usual way of leaving was blocked. The door was locked. And, there was, there was teachers. Blocking the main enterance. So no go there. And then, there was, like, teachers... Blcoking more enterances... I was SOOO close to screaming and killing someone. That's a lie. I actually did shout, 'WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL TO GET OUT OF HERE??' I was going all claustophobic. It ws so SCARY. And I wanted to go the way the teachers were blocking, but they looked like... They looked like they would eat me if I stepped towards them... I was so... scared... It was... I was traumatised... I... he... it... IT WAS SCARY!
~ Walking home with Caitlin, telling her about my quest to LEAVE THE SCHOOL D:

Me: I walk home with Scott almost everyday. But... he's all the way over there today, so... Oh well, at least I don't have to walk to his sister's school. It's like, she's not even MY sister, and I pick her up. And then I walk him ALL THE WAY HOME, and then walk home alone!
Caitlin: Why?
Me: I don't know! It's like he has some sort of mind-control! IT'S FREAKY!
~ Walking home with Caitlin.

Me: *Ticks the box saying the club enviroment felt safe and comfortable* I did NOT feel safe and comfortable. The chair was itchy and I thought it was going to eat me!
~ Anti-bullying thingy...
We're... crazy...
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"Cursed with an abnormally vast perception of this cruel reality. Trudging through levels of intense emotion no small minded creature could withstand!! So it is no surprise that, most of all, there is pain in superiority. I suffer..."sob"...because I am better."
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Is this how ALL of their school festivals go? Man, at our's we just have a few terrible plays, and back stage, someone's like 'OK, we need to take a bag to throw at a pretend window', and then they take mine and throw it! Man, that wasn't cool. Why'd it have to be MY bag? I like that bag. :/" - Me watching 'Kampfer'.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:24:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jacob: You would not believe you eyes, if ten million kangeroos, went in your house and ate your food!
~In maths, making fun of Fireflies.
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"Cursed with an abnormally vast perception of this cruel reality. Trudging through levels of intense emotion no small minded creature could withstand!! So it is no surprise that, most of all, there is pain in superiority. I suffer..."sob"...because I am better."
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:38:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: (seriously sleep deprived at a friends sleep over) I wanna hug your squishy pillow.
Friend: Ok (hands me the pillow)
*note* its one of those bean bag type pillows...

Me: I'm going to call it 'Mr. Huggle Buddy'
Friend: (laughing) What?
Me: It's Mr. Huggle Buddy! Thats what the pillows name is going to be.
Friend: It's my pillow. Shouldn't I name it?
Me: NO! IT'S NAME IS MR. HUGGLE BUDDY!

My friend is now in fits of laughter at this point.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:53:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*At the park*

Shelley: *Hanging upside down on the monkey bars* I'm starting to see the world from a new perspective. Upiside down.

Roger: *Reading vandalism on the slide* If you want a good ****, call Trixy on... Hey LiL! Gimme your phone!

Shelley: Don't blame it on the pumpkin-sun, don't blame it on the moon-lighty-ight, don't blame it on Jack Skellington... Blame it on Oogie Boogie!

~ I blame it on the 1.25 litres of creaming soda we were all drinking.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:00:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at the quote on the bottom of my sig. Heheh I love it coz it is so 'wtf'? LOL
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Things I am not allowed to do or say at Hogwarts: ''There is not, and never will be, a fifth house at Hogwarts. I am not a member of that house. Nor am I it's founder''

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:40:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Randomest convo ever on MSN between me, my boyfriend and one of my best friends.

Con: Oh... oh my gosh... COOKIES!
Me: Oooh, are you gonna get zapped like in the comic?
Con: ... Real nice, Kayo. REAL nice!
Me: Nyah, sorry.
Con: I will get my revenge! Fear me and my HOLY WEAPON! TEH IRON POT OF RAAAAGE!
Me: ... Yeah, well, I have a... uh... MULLET. And guess what? It's BLUE. SO NYAH.
Con: Holy... crap... a mullet. 0.o WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. Horrible, horrible, things, have happened, with that, mullet...
Me: ... T-T *Sits in a little corner on her own and weeps* Oh, God, WHEN DID IT ALL GO WRONG?! I have a blue deadly mullet, I'm talking to dead bunnies, feeding blood walls, and I've done HORRIBLE things with... with SALAD TONGS! It's really eating at my social life, you know.
Con: ... 0.o
Me: I've officially freaking you out, haven't I?
Con: We're all gonna die! *Grin*
Me: Suh-weet! ... Wait, what?!
Con: We. Are. All. Gonna. Die.
Me: Who?! Where?! When?! How?! WHY?!
Con: *Shrug* Because I dun haves the cookies.
Me: ... -_- You just blew up the Titanic, didn't you?
Con: ... *Shifty look*
Me: IT WASN'T AN ICEBERG, PEOPLE. IT WAS CON'S NEWEST INVENTION. 'Touch and I blow up Bomb!'
Con: ... Blame Zak, he teleported it to the middle of the ocean.
Me: ... ZAK?
Zak: Heh... I love you?
Me: *Pulls up sleeves, rawrs, hell occurs*
Con: We are having some technical-*ducks*-difficulties. Please hold.
*Scene missing*
Me: *Dusts hands* Sorted.
Zak: *Is in a full body cast, lying in a hospital bed being fed by a tube*
Con: What in HEAVENS NAME HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM, WOMAN?!
Me: Wasn't me. It was the salad tongs. And the mullet.
Zak: She's evil. EVIL.
Con: She's going to KILL US ALL.
Me: *Evil grin* Me and my salad tongs... and my waffles...
Con: ... Waffles?
Me: Waffles.
Con: Did you... just say... WAFFLES?!
Me: ... Yes...
Con: MAH WAFFLES, MOTHERFUCKA. DO YOU HAZ 'EM?
Zak: Dude, that was just bad.
Con: -_-
Me: DIE!
*All goes black*
Con: DUUUUDES, who turned out the light?!
Zak: *Points to me*
Me: *Points to Zak*
Con: I CAN'T SEE YOU POINTING.
Me: Fear not, dear Connon! I will go on an epic quest to save your light! *Disappears in epic-light saving quests with Nailbunny* *Epicness later, the lights are back on*
Con: YAAAAY.
Zak: *Feeling lonley in a full-body cast*
Me: Aw, my poor baby! *Heals him with magical flour*
Zak: Aw, thanks! *Epic make-out scene with Kayo*
Con: Ugh, guys, get a room. -_-
Me: Happily. JOKES, JOKES.
Con: -_-
Me: Sooo... yeah... we're dead.
Con: WHAT?!
Me: Nothing, nothing...

xD
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:49:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shelley: Ugh, you got it on my face!
Me: That's what she said.

~ We were squirting water into Shelley's mouth, and I missed and hit her cheek, thus... (:

EDIT: Some more lovely quotes were concieved in Geography. (:

Shelley: *Drawing a pic of some girl doing an Indian dance, wearing Indian clothes*.
Me: Ya'know, if you put a dot a on her fore-heed, it could be Mrs Alpano!
Shelley: Your face is Mrs Alpano!
Me: *Screams, pretends to cut face off*.

~ Note our math teacher is Indian, and we were simply being stupid. We were not in anyway trying to be racist.

Shelley: *Writes 'Bradie loves' abvet a picture of New Zealand in an atlas*
Me: *Liquid papers out New Zealand and writes 'LiL'*
Shelley: *In news reporter accent* Geologists are baffled. It seems that New Zealand has vanished, and the only traces left is the insription 'LiL' in the shape *dramatic pause* of islands.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:06:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On MSN:
Me: Who should we pank call?
Scott: YOUR OWN MOTHER!!

MSN again:
Scott: What should I wear on Tuesday?
Me: Clothes is an option.
Scott: CLOTHES IS NOT AN OPTION!
~ Non school uniform day will be on Tuesday. Yeah.

MSN again:
Me: Do we have any homework due monday?
Katy: Uuuuuuuhhhhh...
Me: ... XD
Katy: The bear ate two of my geese... Uuuuuhh... ;-;
Me: XD LOL
Katy: It isn't 'LOL', it's *Mourns Geesrick and Ducky, even though Ducky is a goose*
~Yeah...

MSN AGAAAIN:
Katy: *Bursts into tears* NO! NO! NO! WHY!? WHY!?
Me: They took your chocolate?
Katy: No. If they took mah chocolate I'd kill 'em. I ATE MY LAST CHOCOLATE! UGGGGH! ;-;
Me: LOL
Katy: *Mourns Mr. Thorton, Choco, Chorick, Milky, Chocolatey and Mr. Choc*
Me: ...
Katy: They will be missed. ;-;

Aaron: Oh my God!
Mrs. Preston: Don't 'oh my God' me! How rude!
Dylan: Yeah, Aaron! It's oh OUR God!
~ Form. Yeah.

Me: ... My little sister just snored XD
Scott: XD
Me: It's amusing when you're tired XD
Scott: weirdo:L
Me: A TIRED weirdo. Which makes me, like, 75% worse.
Scott: cools
Me: Which means we're gonna die!
WE'RE GONNA DIE HERE SCOTT D:
Scott: YAY
Me: I DON'T WANNA DIE!! D:
Scott: I GET TO MEET ALLAH
Me: FUCK ALLAH, I WANNA LIVE!
Scott: HEY YOU LAY OFF ALLAH I GET THE FIRST FUCK
Me: ... FINE.

~MSN. 'nough said.

Me: WE SHALL GET HIGH!
No?
WELL FUCK YOU THEN!
Scott: :L we have the stuff!
Me: YAY! TO SHISHA!
Anywayz...
TO BED!
... THAT DIDN'T SOUND WRONG IN MY MIND K?!
I'm off... XD Night.
Scott: :L Night.
~MSN again.
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"Cursed with an abnormally vast perception of this cruel reality. Trudging through levels of intense emotion no small minded creature could withstand!! So it is no surprise that, most of all, there is pain in superiority. I suffer..."sob"...because I am better."
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:43:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: *Holding up a muesli bar* WTF? Why is it so small?
Shelley: That's what she said.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:50:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Megz: OMG I saw a sign in china town today and it said 'Spicial' instead of 'Special'
Me: HAHAHAHAA OMG 'SPICIAL' SHOULD BE OUR NEW WORD! LIKE OUR ANGLESH SKELLS! XP!
Megz: Yeah 'spicial anglesh skells'
Me: We're hop. We're diwn wit it! Whee hayv awshum anglesh.
Megz: We have awshum spicial anglesh skells. OMG Put that on Facebook and I will comment and like it. And put 'we're hop and diwn wit eet' too.
Me: OK

(on msn. We talk a lot of anglesh on msn It's our own personal joke)

(My facebook status after that) We're hop. We're diwn wit it. Whee luv aour awshum spicial anglesh skells!
(there are heaps of comments after that but it will take ages to post everything lol ).

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Location: With Ryuzaki-kun~ <3 I LOVE YOU HONEY

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:08:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me-OH MAI GAWD GUESS WUT?! I HAVES AN EMAIL!8D *Checks it* ...YAYZ A ADVERTISEMENT!!
Daisa-EPIC WIN. CLICK THE LINK, CLICK THE LIIIINK!!!
Me-OTAY FIYNE. *Clicks it* 8D THEY IS SELLING TOBACO!!!
Daisa-BUUUUUUUUUUUY IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Me-...Nau~ man. *The room darkens and a spotlight shines on her* Kids, don't chew tobacco. It's wrong.
Daisa-...*Is buying it with mah credit card* >8D
Me-D8 YOU MONSTAH!!!!!...I guess we'll HAVE to chew it then.*Smiles evily*
Daisa->:3 YESH, YESH WE WILL...or we could sell it to the elderly.
Me-....I love when you get good ideas. I mean, they is GONNA DIE SOON ANYWAY.
Daisa-True dat, true dat.
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Joined: 23 Aug 2008
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Location: Under William T. Spears' desk. With Grell. Playing Halo. >.>

PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 11:40:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bee: So there was this hobo, right? And he was lying on the park bench drunk at like, 1 in the morning. After a while, me and Bree left, but when we came back, he was gone!
Shelley: Maybe some other hobos came and cooked him on their Hobo Fires.

~ *Shrug* It's a possibility...
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