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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 2:11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: So, I just found this song, called, like, "The Objection Song..."
Amber: OBJECTION! I, um, like bagels.
Me: OBJECTION! Did you just say you like bagels?
Amber: OBJECTION! Yes, I did!
Me: OBJECTION! I like muffins!
Amber: OBJECTION! Me too!

Now we just yell "OBJECTION!" at each other randomly.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:49:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: You guys know Panda, right? His mum works in the hospital as a nurse, and once, some dude came in with a broken d*ck.
Scott: How the hell did he do that?!
Me: I don't know, but my theory is, he was building, and he made a huge hole in the wall accidentally, then he got horny and starting f*cking the wall, then he got a bit TOO forceful and was REALLY going at it, then his d*ck accidentally came out of the hole and hit the wall, and then CRACK! Broken d*ck.
Scott, Zain and Ben: Oh god, ow! Oh god! That's hurt! Oh god!
Me: *Lolling*
~Few minutes later~
Zain: Remember that YouTube vid I showed you? With the girl and the wall collapsing on her?
Scott: Yeah?
Zain: Imagine that on your d*ck.
Scott: OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT? OH GOD EWWW. OH GOD. OH GOD!
~Yesterday was great.

Ben: OMG MATT TUCK... Ahem.
Me: ... I shall leave you to jizz now...
Ben: Come back in about five minutes.
Me: ...
Ben: He went! Dx
Me: HAH!
Ben: :O!
Me: :3
Ben: Meany!
Me: Yup.
Ben: I'mma go cry in the corner now -cries-
Me: ... You dun love meh.
Ben: Wha?! Where'd that come from?!
Me: If you loved meh you wouldn't sulk.
Ben: If you loved me you'd let me jizz over him.
Me: ...
Ben: Ha, two can play at the game.
Me: YOU DUN LOVE MEH.
Ben: :O
Me: If you get to jizz over Matt I get to jizz over Emilie Autumn. Deal?
Ben: Deal.
Me: If we were normal people I'd be jizzing over Matt and you'd be jizzing over Emilie.
Ben: Yeah, but we're special x3
Me: Yes, yes we are.
Ben: I just wanna point out... I've never stopped you jizzing over her so I just benefit from the deal.
Me: If you get to jizz over him I get to jizz over your stepmum.
Ben: :O we already made a deal, you're too late.
Me: F*ck you.
~I love what me and my boyfriend text about. :3
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:53:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaron: We did creative arts in his bedroom.

~ The other day in Art. Aaron is one scary, but funny, pretending-to-be-gay-with-Ebin, boy.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:06:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"A buddy-duck is the buddiest duck, and the duckiest buddy. Remember that." - Me talking about Buddy-Duck.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:52:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shelley: I do hope this is dead...
Me: Hope what's dead?
Shelley: This spider that I'm blowing towards you.

~ Yesterday in the ping-pong room.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:06:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You know, I was just sitting in a warehouse on a shipping pallet, and-"
"If you do 'He tried to kill me with a forklift' I will kill you with a forklift."

Me and my friend after watching 15 MST3Ks in a row.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:51:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Conversation between me and my friend Rob after watching Treasure Planet in language arts class.
Rob: You know, Jim kind of sounded like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Me: Uh, that was Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Rob: Really?! Nawh, he's only in (500) Days of Summer.
Me: Rob?
Rob: Yes?
Me: You're an idiot.

XD If you don't know, he also hosted SNL, was in Inception, 3rd Rock from the Sun, and others.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: *Tips some Mother energy drink onto ground* Erg. It looks like piss.
Shelley: Yeah, some guy said that 'Mother is what sweetened cat pee would taste like'.
Me: ... Yeah, I don't doubt that. Red Bull totally pwns Mother.

~ At the park

Shelley: Are you thinking about french toast?
Me: Um, no. No, I can't say I am. But now I'm thinking about it.

~ Last night. Sleeping on the floor of one's room is fun.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:52:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You need to start at toasters and make your way up to computers."

"DAMMIT, DEANNA! DAMMIT, JOSH! DAMMIT, JEFF! Just give me your freaking empty water bottles for my tower!"
"Zachary Alan, that is not how the Interact club treasurer talks! APOLOGIZE TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND, DRUM MAJOR, AND SECTION LEADER!"
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:59:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

" I'm not just sure, I'm HIV-positive. " - Me. I say it all the time.. I kinda ripped it off South Park though. (Sorry if that offended anyone I have a dirty sense of humour LOL)

And,

"You're a gay fish." tehehehe.

And. me and my friend call eachother Jack and Sally, me being Jack, she's Sally, so everytime I walk into a room and she's there I go:

"JACK'S BACK!" hahaha. I'm weird. I know :S LOL
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Some men need a women to make them happy, other men search their whole life for happiness. Me? My happiness is this little can of Crackling Ice. hurr hurr it goes all crackle when i spray it on my arm this is the best" - Me musing.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:15:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Voldemort is a manhor. He's such a party pooper and never comes to anything because he's too busy killing people!" Me to my friend Emma on the subject of Voldemort not coming shopping with us. Hhahahaha.

"DUDES I JUST HAD HEAPS OF F***** ICE CREAM I FEEL SO SICK AHAHA " me.. being me.

"ive fondled your beans :O " me to my friend niki on her.. beans..

"cool beans." i say that. all the time.

"thats queer.." queer is my favourite word. its usually followed by "and who would ever think, and why? they're covering it with tiny little things they've got electric lights on string.. etc" lol. i sing that song on a daily basis, because you have no idea how many times people say "whats this?" and being me, i have to sing it. or ill explode.

"i throw my sandwhich in the air sometimes, saying aaayyoo i ordered mayyyooo. " just coz i could.

"im lost in hagrids beard guys D: " me being me again.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:35:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"WHERE THE HELL IS FITZY?!"
I love Interact club meetings. lawl
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:59:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"(20:54:06) Celestion: Cthulhu Ftagn
(20:54:22) The Pumpkin prince!: I'LL CTHULHU YOUR FHTAGN YOU-
(20:55:09) Celestion: Cthulhu Fhtagn, Hydra Fhtagn~
(20:55:50) The Pumpkin prince!: silence your chantings of the eldritchian beasts, you heretic
(20:56:37) Celestion: The lord will rise from the deep and engulf this world in the darkness he holds so precious, non believers will be smitten!
(20:56:55) The Pumpkin prince!: And only one man will be able to stop him.
(20:57:15) The Pumpkin prince!: Dante's Inferno 2: Infernal Boogaloo - Coming soon on Xbox 360, PS3 and PSP." - Me and Cell on the Chat.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:06:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shelley *looking at a pretty meringue*: Ooh, that looks nice.
Me *thinks she's looking at an ant covered, half eaten apple*: What?!

Haaaa.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:15:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zack : "And I was just like - "
Stephen : "Shut up, Titzy!"

xD
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't make me get the flying monkeys


I made that quote up
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:33:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: *Is trying to open a lollipop*
Shelley: If you let me eat it I'll open it for you.

Ben: Hellooo~ Lillian. You're a wh***.
Me: Yeah, you'd know. You still owe me $20.

Yeah. So my name isn't Lillian. Ben just likes to call me it.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:38:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Adam: Please give to me, some emoticons from, the emoticone treeeeee(8)
Me: Nooooooo(8)
Adam: Yooooooooouuuuu smell like a flake(8)
Me: Yooooooooou are just very gay(8)
Adam: Yoooooooooouuuuuu shove jaffa cakes in inapropriate places(8)
Me: LOL. Yooooooooou like anal stimulation(8)
Adam: Yoooooooooooooouuuu lick inapropriate things(8)
Me: Yoooooooooooooouuuuuuu are just a f*g(8)
Adam: Yoooooooooooooouuuuuuu can't talk(8)
Me: Yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu need to get laid(8)
Adam: Yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu know nothing(8)
Me: Yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu don't either(8)
~ (8) comes up as a music note in MSN. Adam wanted some of my emoticons and I refused. :3

Zak: What would you do if the world exploded tomorrow?
Me: It won't explode tomorrow.
Zak: But what if it DID?
Me: Well I wouldn't be able to do much, would I? I'd be dead.
Zak: OK, what would you do if someone warned you BEFOREHAND that the world was going to blow up tomorrow?
Me: Tell them I know they're lying. The world isn't going to end by blowing up. It's going to end via Zombie Apocolypse.
Zak: ... Fair enough.
~ Discussing everyone's demise.

Zak: She was born, born in a Burial Goooooooooooooooooooooown~<3
Me: Whoa, that is one f*cked up birth.
Zak: I know right? 'Here's the head! And... well... it appears that she's wearing a burial gown... I think your baby is already dead...'
Me: 'No, we dressed up the sperm.'
Zak: ... ;O You could have a baby born as Santa!
Me: :O!!!!!! I'mma dress my baby up as... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm... AN AMISH THINGY!
~ This is what Cradle of Filth does.

Eheheheheheheheheh... :3
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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 4:18:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If the wombat can do it NO ONE CAN!
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