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Mistica



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I die, you stay away from my funeral!
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.X.LostDream.X.



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Location: I'll give you a clue, five plus two, multiply by four, I live behind a door!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:47:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*If I'm hyped on chocolate...*

AH! NO! NO! YOU KILLED ME! YOU F*CKING KILLED ME! HOW DARE YOU! FRICK! YOU KILLED ME! AH! NO! F*CK YOU! YOU F*CKING B*STARD! SON OF A HOLY MOTHER JEBUS! I'M DEAD! I'M FREAKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME??? I'M DEAD!
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Suffering a world too vicious to acknowledge his genius, he is... Wobbly Headed Bob!
"Cursed with an abnormally vast perception of this cruel reality. Trudging through levels of intense emotion no small minded creature could withstand!! So it is no surprise that, most of all, there is pain in superiority. I suffer..."sob"...because I am better."
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bonejangles friend



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Location: Under William T. Spears' desk. With Grell. Playing Halo. >.>

PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:06:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me: Hang on just a minute, Mr. Killer-dude, do you mind if I ask a few questions?
Mr. Killer-dude: Umm....
Me: Brilliant. What's your favourite colour?
Mr. Killer-dude: (Insert favourite colour here)
Me: And how much do you weigh?
Mr. Killer-dude: (Insert weight here)
Me: Your height?
Mr Killer-dude: (Insert height here)
Me: Who was your first celebrity crush?
Mr Killer-dude: (Insert name of celebrity crush here)
Me: What's your favourite animal?
Mr. Killer-dude: (Insert name of favourite animal here)
Me: If you wearn't a murderer, what would you be?
Mr. Killer-dude: (Insert occupation here)
Me: What are you going to kill me with?
Mr. Killer-dude: (Insert name of weapon here)
Me: How are you going to kill me?
Mr. Killer-dude: (Insert answer here)
Me: Do yuo have any necrophiliac traits?
Mr. Killer-dude: (Insert answer here)
Me: And finally, where do you live?
Mr. Killer-dude: (Insert address here) Why do you want to know all this?
Me: Oh, so when I'm dead, I'll know everything about you and can haunt you until you committ suicide, and then I shall have my revenge! So c'mon! Kill away!
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Mistica



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:00:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been giving it alot of thought about how you should kill me...
1. Hanging
2. Guillotine
3. Burning at the stake

Now, from your own personal experience with death sentences, which would you suggest?
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:38:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"And now for something completely different."
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Mistica



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:17:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um, could we re-schedule this?
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no_ipod



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:56:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

but..but who will feed my cat? and who will water awdery 2? you will for me won't you?
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Mistica



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:28:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's try something, shall we? How about you be the one on deathrow and I kill you.
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.X.LostDream.X.



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:00:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK, will you just hurry up and get this over with? I have a meeting with the saints in, like, five minutes.
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"Cursed with an abnormally vast perception of this cruel reality. Trudging through levels of intense emotion no small minded creature could withstand!! So it is no surprise that, most of all, there is pain in superiority. I suffer..."sob"...because I am better."
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Mistica



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:49:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh but I really don't have the time, if I did then I would have no problem with you killing me.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:32:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess I'd say something along the lines of...

I LOVE YOU BRADIE GERALD WEBB!
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Mistica



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:34:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Parting is such sweet sorrow.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:47:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This reminds me of my young years, back when I was four when I used to smoke. I was the biggest outlaw in town you see, and they all said 'the law will get you at some point, Johnathan Marley!'. I guess I never really believed them, seeing as I had millions of lovely ladies surrounding me as I told my gangster goons to go and rub out the local detective in town. Nothing but trouble that boy was, always ruining my Sony HQ robberies. Thing is, I figured if the PS3 costs too damn much, then Sony must have a lotta money and those PS3s must sell well, right? So I went down to the Tribe Chief, Yawning Frog. He told me that it'd only sell for 100 yen, can you believe that?! So I went and killed the Chief of Police, and then I got sent to Death Row, and then they shoved me into a room and asked if I had any last words, so I said 'This reminds me of my young years, back when I was four when I used to smoke. I was the biggest outlaw in town you see...'

(Etc. etc.)
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:33:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great not this again. This is the third time this week. And its only Monday....
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Mistica



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:26:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously, what did I do to you? Are you doing this because I sold your dog? Well if it helps, I'm sorry.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:40:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I want my phone call."
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HalloweensJack
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:58:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What already?! I'm not prepared! Where are my lines?! Where's that note card I wrote last year?! Hold on a sec! I know it's around here somewhere!
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SOLCLOBBER



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:02:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been dead before. It isn't that great actually, especially when you're in the gallows. Here are a few Deadpan Snarker comments I've made:

"That blade looks rather dull, you sure that thing will cut through my neck? ERK!"

"Oh wow, we're gonna try hanging this time? I hope you guys know there's a guy standing under there so when you let me go I'll simply step on the man below me and be just fi- !@&$ HE MOV- URK"

"Okay this is getting old, like you. *points to man in noose beside me* What are ya, 100 million years old now?"

And my favorite one:

"I've seen this guillotine before. See? *points to "KRIS WAS HERE" etched into the side*"
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:44:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry about me. You will see me in another life Only next time I'm going to be a UNICORN!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:15:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Death is but a door, time but a window. I will be back.
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