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Celestion
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:30:27 pm    Post subject: The stupidest thing you've ever said Reply with quote

Ok, so i've been on the forums for a while now and i've seen alot of ones like this, so I thought i'd post one specifically aimed at you.

Ok, so here's how it works, think of the stupidest thing you've ever said, and post it on here.
Simple, no?
But wait, it gets better, you get to let everyone see what a damned fool you are!
Lovely, isn't it?

I suppose I should start...

Well, in science one day, we were talking about disecting frogs, and Greg said "That was disgusting!" to which I replied "That's what she said."
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I watch and stare as Rosin`s eyes
Turn a darker shade of red
And the bullet with this sniper lie
In their bloody gutless cell
Must we starve on crumbs from long ago
Through bars these men made steel
Is it a great or little thing we fought
Knelt the conscience blessed to kill



On a Scale of one to ten? It's a "We're screwed."

(Oh god so sorry, they were too cute to resist.)

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:34:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sorry to say the stupidest thing I ever said was...

"Hey, that gave me an idea. LEARNING PHYSICS WITH SORA!"

...My best friend still laughs at that.
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Celestion
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:36:38 pm    Post subject: The stupidest thing you've ever said! Reply with quote

Facepalm Just remembered, I once shot myself in the face with a BB gun, and it hurt, I said the perfect thing aswell but I can't remember...
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I watch and stare as Rosin`s eyes
Turn a darker shade of red
And the bullet with this sniper lie
In their bloody gutless cell
Must we starve on crumbs from long ago
Through bars these men made steel
Is it a great or little thing we fought
Knelt the conscience blessed to kill



On a Scale of one to ten? It's a "We're screwed."

(Oh god so sorry, they were too cute to resist.)

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The Pumpkin prince!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:02:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm...
"You're gay."
"I know!"
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:04:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Your gay!"
"No, your mom is gay!"

Sad part is the other guy is my little brother.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:45:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Pumpkin prince! wrote:
Hmmm...
"You're gay."
"I know!"


Aww PP, you remembered!

Here's mine:

"Has anyone decided to have been want look more like"

Slays my brother every time.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:27:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SOLCLOBBER wrote:
The Pumpkin prince! wrote:
Hmmm...
"You're gay."
"I know!"


Aww PP, you remembered!


Only on Tuesdays, my friend.

Also something stupid I've said. I don't even know why it's Tuesday, it just is.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:06:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Tomato."
"Tomato."
Tooooomata."
"Tomato."
"Tomato."
"Ta-ma-tah."
"Tomato"
"Tomato"
"Tomato"
"Cube."

Todaying in English we were supposed to write a 250 word narrative. Instead, my friend and I kept saying tomato in funny accents. Then my other friend butted in saying cube. Thus....

And in math... "Hey Shell, what comes after 99? Oh, wait...."

I, am a fail whale so big, Green Peace was called.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:23:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonejangles friend wrote:
Todaying


I think we have a winner, friends.
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.X.LostDream.X.



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:36:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scott is an idiot.

Scott: Yeah, well you like girls!
Me: Yes, I know.
Scott: DAMMIT!

(OK, so, I'm bisexual, and I told him AGES ago, and it still hasn't registered properly...)
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:34:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great, I'm such an idiot that I thought of another...

Me: *Playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Darkness, looking for unknown stones* Okay...I, blank, E...Wait, the last letter's a C! I, C, E? Now, what does that spell? It must be an anagram for something...

Took me five minutes to figure out the word was Ice.
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You can be our acolyte!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:07:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SOLCLOBBER wrote:
bonejangles friend wrote:
Todaying


I think we have a winner, friends.


(._.)' I really should proof-read, shouldn't I?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:21:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonejangles friend wrote:
SOLCLOBBER wrote:
bonejangles friend wrote:
Todaying


I think we have a winner, friends.


(._.)' I really should proof-read, shouldn't I?


I'm the same way. You and I are alike.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:26:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, but have you ever written 'Todaying' in a post?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:27:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well..No. I can't say I have. I just misspell a lot or leave things out of sentences and don't proofread.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah. I'm the same.

(Well obviously) (:
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:03:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fourth grade.

Worst year of my life.

I live in Arizona, see, and it's very, very, hot.

Joey: I'm really sweaty and don't feel good . . .
Jessica (or my friend Samantha): Well, let's see if your face is hot.
Deanna (me): AM I HOT?!

They never let go of it to this day, five years later.
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.X.LostDream.X.



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:20:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Talking to sillygoose on MSN about a concert-type thing she went to where there were these racist white girls making fun of her race behind her)
Me: Stupid freaking white girls! *Realizing I'm white* (... Says the white girl.)
Goose: Lol
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:18:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have one that I say everyday by accident while I talk:

I'm o'fine!

(Combintation of I'm OK and I'm fine)
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:17:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually say "FALCON PAWNCH!" in response to your mom jokes directed to me...

The stupidest thing I've ever said, Spoiler:
under the influence
, was I was asking where the nearest...
"Pizza Del Dominos" was....
D:
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